he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
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my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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