uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I didn't shave. On purpose
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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