No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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