I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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