youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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