The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
where am i from again
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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