Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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