I want to walk on stilts...naked
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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