im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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