I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
never play flip cup with pint glasses
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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