i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.