dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??