Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep

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(937): View more from Ohio

wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

u like it?

(937): View more from Ohio

NOT THE POINT.

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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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(607): View more from New York

she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.

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(619): View more from California

I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.

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(858): View more from California

God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?

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(678): View more from Georgia

No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I hate who I am becoming

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well

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