Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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