I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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