I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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