So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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