Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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