Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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