In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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