Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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