I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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