i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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