Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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