the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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