Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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