Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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