Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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