i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
