Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
