i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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