New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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