if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
how drunk are you?
Several
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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