is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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