shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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