The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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