Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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