I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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