People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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