wat bout pragnant strippers??
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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