Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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