All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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