just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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