My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it's like heaven, but drunker
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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