I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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