You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
