And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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