i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I think people are normalizing furries
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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