You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Welp...herpes.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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