i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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