dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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