they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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