so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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