coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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