How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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