I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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