i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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