Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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